My name is Lisa and I'm trying to find my sanity.....

I’m Lisa. Married to Sam for 8 years.  Mom to Brody for three and Eli for almost two. Yep. You read that correctly. My boys are 17 months apart. No, we didn’t plan it that way. I’m going to be honest when I say that I wanted to be committed during the first three months of two under two but I survived. Barely.

And let’s just put this out there: I am a working mom by choice. GASP—the horror. My kids are growing up in the childcare system. What can I say? I like to shop, drink, eat, buy clothes for my family and take trips by myself. Without my husband and children. What? I need a break. I need to eat hot meals and pee alone. Not necessarily together.

Before I start filling you in on my life, experiences, dreams and drama, I’ll be upfront about my humor. It’s crude and inappropriate at times. I quote movie quotes in times of peril and despair. I often make fun of people because I know somewhere; SOMEONE is making fun of me. I’m okay with that. You better be okay with that.  I’m a call it like it is kind of girl and sometimes I’m right and sometimes, I’m wrong.  Let's be honest--I'm usually right. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a hilariously bumpy ride.